Monday, September 04, 2006



GREAT NEWS !!!
We have a new brand of Ducksplatt del Pantherpiss that is selling like, well, PANTHERPISS!!! We call this new aged-in-the-woods wine, Hercules Pantherpiss.

Lyin' Brian says: We have several focus groups designing the label for the new batch of Pantherpiss. We kind of like the one at left, but maybe you oenophiles out there have some suggestions. We'll print the best though they must be in good taste and on a level that shows you are not lacking education. Already I have orders for 25,000 bottles from local hotels, restaurants and bistros all over this Hispaniola paradise.

Contact me at avocadolyin@blogspot.com


2 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Question of the week: why is Lyin' Brian trolling for Bisto? Is this the secret ingredient in the 'red' wines? For those who may not have come across it, Bisto is a gravy browning mixture - 'after mixing boil up'........sounds like Brian...lol http://sosuadomrepinfo.proboards80.com/index.cgi?action=display&board=supplies&thread=1157227989&page=1

6:38 p.m.  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do my eyes deceive me or is Hercules just like Brian - No Testimonials? Brian's 'other' blog areas indicate that anyway!

This pompous British Ass wouldn't be any use to the Pool Bunnies without testimonials!

2:20 a.m.  

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